The Formula for Confidence

According to my aromatherapy chart, Confidence is a blend of the following essential oils:

* 6 drops lemon
* 3 drops basil
* 3 drops bergamot
* 1 drop lavender

The formula for Creativity:

* 3 drops rosemary
* 2 drops coriander
* 3 drops cypress
* 5 drops lemon

The formula for Logic:

* 4 drops geranium
* 6 drops grapefruit

The formula for Balding:

* 5 drops rosemary
* 4 drops geranium
* 4 drops lavender
* 2 drops ginger
* 4 drops cypress

The latter is a topical massage; one also assumes it's preventative. Though the chart doesn't specify. Needless to say, after essentially freebasing 4 drops geranium and 6 drops grapefruit one would similarly interpret the formula for Burnout:

* 6 drops grapefruit
* 5 drops sandlewood
* 3 drops geranium

And the formula for Dog Breath:

* 1 drop peppermint
* 1 drop clove

Dilute with baking soda and apologize with a liver treat.


Today's fieldmouse-relocation clients: Zero. And our garden appears to have attracted the attention of a pair of hawks. Coincidence?